Tessa Rae aka Thalya Rae. I'm currently trapped in Texas. Activities involve watching Supernatural, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, DW, etc. I'm a Gemini, if that matters. Sexuality = what's that.

"One of the reasons [Thomas Jefferson] was so notoriously ineffective in debate was that argument itself offended him." - The Founding Brothers
home of a sociopath

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

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morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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bobert101:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

"talk dirty to me"

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awwww did i UPSET YOU???

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You are fucking awesome.

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Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

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shingekinofuckingkyojin:

do u ever just see a fandom post so terrible u visibly cringe

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lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

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